MGA NAKAKATAWANG TANONG

> sa luncheon meeting ba luncheon meat ang inihahanda?

> bakit ang taba ng barbeque palaging nasa hulihan?

> ang lason ba pag na expire nakakalason pa din?

> bakit sa pineapple wala akong makitang pine, wala ring apple?

> One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?

> kung yung plural ng tooth ay teeth bakit yung plural ng booth ay hindi beeth?

> bakit eggplant ang tawag e wala namang egg?

kung itanim natin yung egg magiging “eggplant”?

> bakit kapag CLOSE kayo ng isang tao, OPEN kayo sa isa’t isa?

> ang lamok ba kapag natutulog linalamok din?

> pwede bang maglagay ng baon mo pang dinner or breakfast sa lunchbox?

> bakit hindi na lang gumawa ng maraming pera para lahat tayo mabigyan?

> bakit ang mga bading, hindi naman nanganganak pero dumadami?

> bakit may lock sa pinto ng 7/11 convenience store eh 24 hours naman sila open?!

> Bakit buo ang Sky Flakes? di ba dapat pag flakes, durog siya?

> bakit walang bulaklak na kulay GREEN?

> If pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?

> Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

> Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

> why do they call freegifts FREE GIFTS? arent all gifts free?

> If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant…what will you do?

> After you take a bath you’re clean but wet, so u dry yourself with a towel.

Why do you have to wash the towel? Isn’t it clean?

> Why is the boxing ring “square”?

> If you expect the unexpected, wouldn’t the unexpected be expected?

> what happens when you get scared half to death twice?

> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,

but check when you say the paint is wet?

> How can you not like the past but like the future and present when they both will eventually become the past?

> pare-pareho nga ba ang napangasawa nina sleeping beauty, rapunzel, at snow white?

– si Prince Charming?

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?

If corn can’t hear, why does it have an ear?

If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you’re planning on lying, do they really think you’ll tell them so?

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF. MY FRIENDS CALL ME CHITO, MY OFFICEMATES CALL ME CHEECHEE. IM A LITTLE CHINESE ON THE OUTSIDE BUT PURE FILIPINO ON THE INSIDE. I ALWAYS JOKE AROUND AND LOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. I STAND 5'9 AND A LITTLE FAT :). I LOVE TO BUY BOOKS FROM BOOKSALE AND DISPLAY IT IN MY ROOM. I READ IF I DO HAVE TIME BUT 3/4 OF MY BOOKS, I HAVENT READ. I JUST LOVE TO SEE MY LITTLE LIBRARY GREW BIGGER AND BIGGER. I LOVE LISTENING TO MUSIC AND COLLECTING CDS. I DO LISTEN TO DIFFERENT KIND OF MUSIC BUT THE SOUND OF MUSIC THAT I REALLY LIKE IS THE SOUND WHERE YOU CAN MOVE YOUR BODY TO THE DISCO FLOOR. I LOVE WATCHING MOVIES. I WATCH ALOT OF DIFFERENT FILMS. I DONT KNOW WHAT'S WITH FILMS TODAY, THEY DO PRODUCE A GOOD START AND SPECIAL GRAFFICS BUT VERY POOR ENDING. I LOVE TO EAT. I DO LOVE MY MOTHER'S COOKING. I LOVE GOING ON A FOOD TRIP WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY. I LOVE PLAYING ARCADE GAMES. RECENTLY, I HOOK UP WITH TIME CRISIS 4 BUT I CANT PASS UP TO THE 2ND LEVEL OF STAGE 2 (HIRAP KASI). IM KIND BUT HOT HEADED. I DONT LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE LATE BECAUSE I CANT STAND THE SCENE OF WAITING. IN THE FIRST PLACE IM NOT A LATE PERSON. RIGHT NOW, IM CURRENTLY WORKING IN A CALL CENTER COMPANY IN MAKATI AND IM SO TIRED NOW. IF NOT ONLY FOR THE SALARY AND COMISSIONS I WILL NOT BE WORKING FOR THIS INDUSTRY.I LOVE, IM HURT, IM ALWAYS HUNGRY AND ALMOST SLEEPY. I DONT LIKE COKE ZERO!!! IM NOT A SEXUAL PERSON. I WANTED TO TRAVEL IF I DO HAVE THE PLACE AND RESOURCES. THERE IS A TIME THAT I FALL IN LOVE AND THOUGHT THAT IT WILL LAST FOREVER BUT IT DONT. MY LIFE DONT HAVE DIRECTION, I LET LIFE DIRECT ME ANYWHERE. THAT'S ME...
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7 Responses to MGA NAKAKATAWANG TANONG

  1. vandoy .. says:

    bakit ang uod pag namatay inuuod pa din ba?

  2. Rose Avegail S. Amandy says:

    anu kaya un

  3. jessica mae calderon says:

    nice :D

  4. ito para fair..

    sabi nila pag ung tao namatay inu-uod.

    eh ung uod ba namatay? tina-tao rin ba?

  5. HAHAHA :D pinost ko a tumblr yung mga tanong mo :)

  6. daphne_yoon says:

    epic ‘tong mga tanong na ‘to!!!

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